December 2010
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is...
– Aldous Huxley
How to get out of a speeding ticket
gigiloo:
minecassiex3:
itznatuhleee:
Rofl! That’s genius!
Lmfao!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Robin Williams (4)
Christopher Titus (4)
Patton Oswalt (4)
Dave Attell (4)
Steven Wright (3)
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Remember what Ol’ Dirty said: “I’ll fuck yo ass up!
– Wu-Tang Clan - ”Gravel Pit”
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-5) →
The Lonely Island (1)
Futuristic Sex Robotz (1)
Jimmy Fallon (1)
MC Hawking (1)
Optimus Rhyme (1)
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I’ve been compared to Koresh before. People said I was like Koresh but...
– Bill Hicks
Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman →
nkcphotog:
What the. How in the. Why the. FUCK!
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with...